I note that Sid was very wise to keep his jacket zipped up, thereby concealing his Toronto Maple Leafs sweater. Speaking of which, wanna hear a joke? A man walks in a bar with his dog, and asks the barkeep: "My TV is busted, can my dog and I watch the Leafs game here?" Barkeep says "Kinda strange, but as long as he doesn't cause any trouble, why not?" Midway through the first period, the Leafs score a goal and the dog proceeds to do a front flip landing on his hind legs and barks out a clearly audible :"Go Leafs Go!!". The barkeep is amazed and says: "Wow, that's incredible, what does your dog do when the Leafs win?" And the man says. "Geeze, I dunno, I've only had him for three years."
Time for another intermission.






















