Woe Is Me

I am a simple basset. I like simple things in life: sleeping, eating, walking and sleeping. In return for not demanding too much, I ask only that I be spared exposure to the usual reasonable things that sane individuals wish to avoid: vegetables, country music and baths. Oh the humanity that is bath day!

A quick hop and a dash - a lightning bolt of black and white - escape is at hand but for Madeleine acting as sentry.

Prostests do nothing but delay the inevitable.

A kiss from a sweet maiden and courage flows through my veins.

Might as well just laugh it off and accept the inevitable.

If you think I'm actually going to show the undignified moment of getting soaked, you don't know me very well. Over and out.